Slaying for thought!!! #1

Welcome to the first part of my series...my job is to give you ideas on how to survive the zombie Apocalypse (ya never know!) anyways, some of these you may think WELL DUH!!!! but I just want to make sure!!! so....Tip 1# If you have to survive with a group think of who are your best options to keep around and who won't stab you in the back...but if your friends don't make it by then well, your better off not to be left behind by some wierdo because you follewed him! Tip 2# Tired of your gun giving to much recoil? Does your gun keep jamming? If the gun stores are shut down....GO GUN SHOPPING!!!! find the perfect gun for you! its like shoe shopping...but better!!!!!! :D Trick 1# If you have a base and it gets invaded by zombies, keep heavy things like pianos up REALLY high so if there are zombies under your balcony or something...you got a perfect way to save ammo and destroy your undead enemies!!! hahahaahha!!!! I don't have tip #2 yet but I hope you keep this slaying for thought!!! ;)